Almost home

Someone has been gone for six weeks.
Someone has missed his birthday (16 October). Not saying how old he is, but it rhymes with "porty poo".
Someone has missed his five-year anniversary (but someone did send two dozen roses).

It's felt like this:

Less than two weeks to go!

Things I miss (as assumed by my dollop of luvfluff).

Breakfast with the Brisbane Running Buddies. When no one's looking, we have a little something special.

Playing dress up with my dollop of luvfluff.

Making fine meat dishes.

spanking the cats:


and setting the dogs up on blind dates:


Running. I miss that a lot. Almost as much as being in control of my own blog.

I just wonder how my dollop of luvfluff has been getting along all by herself. You know I'm going to miss our anniversary. I think these will make up for it

I'm still in China

Won't be back for 3 more weeks. It's been difficult. I'm not running (full days, no days off). I'm experimenting with foods (my latest is chicken feet). I miss my friends, most especially my dearest wifiekinsbabbaschmiddleface.

I thought I'd show a video from how I met my wifiekinsbabbaschmiddleface.

I don't know how Katy keeps herself entertained while I'm gone.

There is no one home to watch what she surfs. like Silhouette Masterpiece Theatre

I think she's been knitting a hat for me. She is very generous.

I don't know how she'll entertain herself without me prancing around in my undies. I hope she can find a substitute.

She just watches time pass her by, poor little monkey.

She's been good to me. She logs in under me on Facebook to make sure I return super pokes and annoy people. That's love. Let's just hope she's cleaning the house, because I know he well enough to predict a big den-o-sloth. She has even slept on the couch using the bean bag as a blanket. This was after she found out that I might not even make it back for our anniversary. Aren't we a tragic tale?

I just hope she doesn't hijack my blog. She is dangerous when she's bored.

Now I'm going to go and do more pilates in my pahnties.