Weird Feelings

There is one thing that I feel a little weird about ....... OK, you're right, there are many things but ...... one of the things is that with the running group on Tuesday and Thursday mornings there's a box to drop one's keys in and collect after the session.

Well it's just I have heard of too many stories about certain parties ... do you know what I'm talking about? .... don't make me spell it out. OK, if I must ......

How do I explain this? .... Here goes ..... The party is for people who are keen to "meet" someone new ..... and, as far as I can work out .... having never been to just a gathering ..... well let's just say all the keys go into a box, and then someone who doesn't own those keys does a lucky dip and holds up the keys for all to see ...... then .... the way this game is played, the one holding the keys "meets" the owner of the keys ......

Knowing my luck, my keys would be in the hands of a Klingon woman and I'd be sneaking out the back and walking home.