Tuesday, April 04, 2006

Marathon Week Press Conference

Ok folks we only have a limited time ... yes you over there.

"Excuse me Mr Toast, what will be you be wearing on Sunday?"

That's a very good question and thank you for asking it. I have chosen my Diddly Tights which are the same as I'm wearing now....... Next

"I believe you had a calf injury and was wondering if that will be alright on Race day?"

Yes, the treatment has worked better than I expected and will be 100% when I step onto the start line ....... How about you down the back.

"How far have you run in training?"

Over my 12 week program I have covered over 800 km or 500 miles.......... I have time for few more questions ..... Anyone?


Blogger Tesso said...

Would you mind piggy backing me?

8:47 pm  
Blogger IHateToast said...

I have a question... Was your brilliant wife with the fantastic booty first attracted to your fashion sense or the total lack of a neck?

10:56 pm  
Blogger iliketoast said...

Firstly Tesso, as much as I would like to, I am afraid that as we approach the 30K mark you will start kicking your legs and yelling giddyup and then I would have to throw you off and that wouldn't be good.

11:03 pm  
Blogger iliketoast said...

And now to you, toast-hater, I like to take my fashion seriously and won't be made fun of. I do have a neck but I like to keep it tucked in so that my head doesn't bobble around when I run.

11:04 pm  
Blogger D said...

Very groovy attire Mr. IlikeToast. Hatetoast should be on the podium next to you in her tights.

11:22 pm  
Blogger iliketoast said...

Yes well DGC she was scheduled to be here but she is the woman behind the man behind the curtain behind the rumours behind my behind.

11:55 pm  
Blogger E-Speed said...

i think you may have too much time on your hands ;) those tights are hilarious!

2:50 am  
Blogger Tammy said...

iliketoast for President! Woohoo!!!
Toast in '08... the best thing since...sliced bread?

Question: Will you be displaying the heads of your victims...um, I mean...enemies on sticks at the finish line like last time?

6:03 am  
Blogger iliketoast said...

Elizabeth, I know where I can you get a pair, so see my assistant and we will get you running funky cause I know that's what you really want.

6:37 am  
Blogger iliketoast said...

Tammy, many many enemies will in Canberra and for such a large crowd the executioner must be very clever ...... have you ever noticed that special potions are taken around 20 miles? .... Have you heard the wailing of pain and looked into the eyes of the defeated enemies at the finish line of such an event? ...... I say no more.

6:43 am  
Blogger Clairie said...

Over here Mr Speaker.....pick me pick me...

Will you both be joining us for dinner at 6.30pm at Beluccis in Marnuka for Pasta on Saturday night?

8:51 am  
Blogger Robert Song said...

What is your race number?

I don't know whether I will be able to pick you out from just what you are wearing.

10:12 am  
Blogger robtherunner said...

Its about time we got a new president.

12:16 pm  
Blogger Bolder said...

despite the fear i have everytime i see a pic on your blog, i have to admit that was a clever post.

best to you in your marathon.


1:33 pm  
Blogger iliketoast said...

Thanks Clairie ..... Katy and I would love join you for pasta on saturday night .... won't be a late one though as I have to get up early the next morning.

7:21 pm  
Blogger iliketoast said...

Robert I have number 160, I see you have 64.

I look forward to seeing you finishing strong at the end, unless you get there first.

7:39 pm  
Blogger iliketoast said...

I could comment on the President but it's not my country Rob .......... *awkward silence*

7:40 pm  
Blogger iliketoast said...

thanks bold

7:44 pm  
Blogger D said...

If you are referring to the photo with the purple slippers...of course I am sucking my stomach in!

11:21 pm  
Blogger Susan said...

Mr President - why does blogger suck and not allow me to post comments when I want to???? Why? Why? Why? and why is it so annoying?

Good luck in your marathon - I think you and hatetoast should dress in matching groovy tights! oh and the dogs - do they get to wear tights.

12:40 am  
Blogger psbowe said...

Question-where's IHateToast? I'd like see her attire too!

3:11 am  
Anonymous Sammy and Lynn said...

Groovy tights or not....We wish you luck at Canberra. Keep the positive imagery going.

5:15 am  
Blogger IHateToast said...

ihatetoast likes to control her blogger image. as a blogger, she is chesty with a firm, round buttocks. her stomach is flat and kids routinely play squash against it. she also has a great chin and full lips.
were she to post too many images of herself, people would see that she is actually quite normal and average, with lips that disappear when she smiles.

she will be running the 10K in the pink and black zigzag pants, because she's not ready for a half or full marathon and not ready to run commando yet.

6:35 am  
Blogger iliketoast said...

Well Runner Susan there's a question I can't answer. Blooger is a little fragile at times. Sometimes it works for me though .... I never got any of Bolds U2 marathon and half the time he just locks the whole system up so I have to force quit and start again. It might be gremlins but I suspect its a prairie dawg.

10:59 pm  
Blogger Papa Louie said...

Have a great race!

11:27 pm  
Blogger Dawn - Pink Chick said...

Love the tights!

I see by the comment the mrs has pink & black zigzags....NICE!!!

3:58 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

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10:07 am  

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